i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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