New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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