how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the day after is always just damage control
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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