i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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