I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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