Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Less talking, more tequila
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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