I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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