You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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