suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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