morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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