we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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