If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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