i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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