he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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