This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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