I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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