whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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