sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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