I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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