Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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