in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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