id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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