why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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