Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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