who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We talked him into tasing himself.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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