Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I would fuck him just for his dog
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