I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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