apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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