Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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