I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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