please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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