We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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