I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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