I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Randomize
