just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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