i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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