You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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