that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
my being single is dangerous.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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