Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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