You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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