What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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