3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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