I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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