I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Vodka?
Forever.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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