PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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