okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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