is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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