remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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