My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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