Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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